$599 Hair Tool
PUT IT DOWN.
Your bathroom already has a small appliance aisle.
SHOULD I BUY IT?
SHOULD I
BUY IT?
Tell us what you're trying to justify. We'll tell you whether to buy it.
RECENT FINANCIAL CRIMES
EXHIBIT A THROUGH C.
Anonymous purchases. Very public behavior.
$38 Water Bottle
YOU OWN SEVEN.
Hydration is not a personality collection.
$1,200 Espresso Machine
ANNOYINGLY... APPROVED.
This one might actually survive the group chat.
THE PROCESS
YOUR CART. OUR OPINION.
No spreadsheets. No lectures. Just the questions your impulse purchase hoped no one would ask.
01
TELL US THE DAMAGE.
02
WE REVIEW YOUR EXCUSES.
03
GET THE VERDICT.